Funny Signs:
Tailor's Shop: Ladys have fits upstairs.
Restaurant: People who find the waitresses rude ought to see the manager.
Restaurant: We serve people like you as good food!
Mall: The lift is being fixed today. We regret that for the next 24 hours you will be unbearable.
Muffler Store: No appointment necessary, we will hear you coming.
Restaurant: Today's Special - Soup $5.00, Dessert $3.50, Children, $4.00.
Zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, please give it to the guard on duty.
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