A man is sitting in his house when he gets an invitation for his sister's wedding. However he doesn't own a suit.
So he heads down to the local suit store and asks the store owner if he has a suit for him.
"Yes I do!" said the store owner, "Right this way!"
The store owner leads the man through a row of purple suits, red suits, and green suits.
The man asks the store owner "Don't you have any black suits?"
And the store owner replies to him "No we didn't order any"
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