There was a dance for people with odd birth defects and after awhile everybody is having a good time and dancing but their two people didn't have anyone to dance with, a girl with sideways lips and a guy with a wooden eye. So the guy says screw it I'll ask her if she wants to dance and he walks up to her and asks her, "hey do you want to dance" and the girl shocked to be asked replies "would i!" He then replies "Your not that good looking either cunt lips"
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