He says to the Barman
"I'll have 4 pints of Guinness, 4 pints of lager, 2 jack Daniels and coke, 3 gin and tonics, 5 shots of Sambuca, and a jaegerbomb"
As the barman starts pouring the drinks and lining them up and the bar the guy starts picking them up and downing them in one. Drinking them as quickly as they are being poured.
The barman gets to the final drink of jaegerbomb and the guy picks it up slams it down in one and he says to the Barman...
"I shouldn't be drinking these with what I've got"
"Why?" Asked the barman "what have you got?"
"About £3.50"
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