then sits down and orders a beer. He is talking to the bartender and looks up to the ceiling and notices a slab of beef hanging from a hook. He asks the bartender what is that? The bartender responds with if you can touch it I will pay your tab for the night but if you can't you will owe me 1000 dollars... The man contemplates hitting the meat but then sat back down and said THE STEAKS WERE TO HIGH
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