A guy walks into a bar

He goes up to the bartender and says "hey man I bet you $500 that I can pee into an empty cup across the bar and not get a single drop anywhere except safetly in the cup". At first the bartender declined this absured bet, but he was bored from a slow shift and figured $500 for cleaning up some pee wasn't a bad deal so his curiosity got the best of him. "Alright guy I'll take your bet, but if you get any pee on my bar you better fork over the cash. The guy jumps up and whips it out then proceeds to piss all over the bar and the bartender only getting a few drops in the cup. The bartender just laughed and said " wow you have the worst aim I've ever seen! Hand over the money." The guy reluctantly hands over the cash and walks over to somebody sanding in the corner. He comes back after a few seconds and sits at the bar with a big smile on his face. As the bartender is cleaning he says "hey how come you're so happy? You just lost $500!" The guy says " well you see I bet that person in the corner $1000 that I could piss all over you and your bar, and you would do nothing but sit there and smile"

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