Alucard is a vampire.

Alucard is a vampire. Spell his name backwards it's Dracula. Dracula was a vampire. Alucard is Dracula. I bet Alucard last name is Yagami. Alucard Yagami in Japan would make it appear like this: Yagami Alucard. Reverse the names and it will say I'm a gay Dracula. Translate it and it will say Edward Cullen.

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