He asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender replies, "No." The guy leaves.
The guy walks into the bar again the next day and asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender replies again and says, "No we don't, i told you that yesterday". The guy leaves.
The guy walks into the bar yet again and asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender replies angrily, "I already told you no! If you ask me that one more time, i'm gonna take a nail and a hammer and nail you to the wall!" The guy says, "Jesus, ok, sorry, i get it." The guy leaves.
The guy walks into the bar the next day and asks the bartender, "You got a nail?"
The bartender replies, "No"
The guy asks, "You got a hammer?"
The bartender replies, "No"
The guy says, "You got any grapes?"
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