"$5 for a grilled cheese sandwich
$10 for a hand job"
He asks the lady at the bar,
"You the one giving out handies for ten bucks?"
"Why yes I am, handsome!" She replies.
"Great! How about you wash them puppies and make me a sandwich!"
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