Green Glitter

One afternoon, after another un-exciting day in high school, a girl decides that she wants to start dating. Knowing she needs his approval, the girl goes to ask her dad. Dad responds, "I will test these boys on the first date, somehow, someway, to be sure that they are right for you!" Frustrated, she complies and when the next day at school comes, the girl comes home excited about having a date for this Saturday.

Saturday comes around and, while she is in the shower, her dad slips green glitter into her panties without her knowing. The girl gets dressed and meets her date outside. After a few hours, she comes home and the boy walks her up where dad is anxiously waiting. Dad holds out his hand for a shake, the boy as well, when the dad notices green glitter on his hands. Dad piped up and said, "You are no longer allowed to date my daughter!"

Angry, the girl runs inside to her room and slams the door. She was quick to rebound the next week, though, when she meets a new boy for another date the next Saturday. The same ordeal happens when Dad puts more green glitter in her panties. She goes out, comes home and dad goes to greet the boy on the porch. Again, going for a handshake, Dad notices green glitter on the boys hands and proclaims, "You are not allowed to date my daughter!"

Crying, the girl runs to her room and slams the door. She is quick to rebound once more and finds another date for the NEXT Saturday. Same thing, Dad slips green glitter into the girl's panties, she goes out, comes back, Dad goes to meet the boy on the porch and notices that there is no green glitter on his hands! Shocked, Dad says, "You may continue dating my daughter!" The boy goes to smile, and there is green glitter in his teeth.