A guy walks into a bar and sees 50 women and no men

The guy says to himself I've "I've hit the jackpot!" and orders one of the women a drink. The woman says in a low voice "sorry pal, I'm a man. This is a lesbian bar, the only way to get any chicks here is if you dress like a woman." So he talks to another "woman", he says the same thing. After a while, the guy realizes it's just a bunch of men dressed like women trying to pick up lesbians. He figures he might as well play ball and dress like a woman too, hopefully some hot lesbian chick will show up. Then another man walks in and the guy yells "get the hell out, we don't want any men here!" The man sulks out of the bar and mutters "What the hell, I thought this was a gay bar, I just spent an hour dressing like a man."

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