Bartender asks, "what are we celebrating tonight?" guy responds, "My first blowjob" Bartender says, "well congratulations! tell you what the 11th is on me." guys says," hell no! If ten wont get the taste out I don't think the 11th will make a difference."
edit-Credit to my father-in-law
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