A guy walking down the street sees a "Help Wanted" sign in a window...

of a bar. Going inside, he asks the barkeep about the job.

"I'm sorry" the bartender replies, "You'll have to speak to the owner about that."

Just then, a rather large unkempt man entered, shouting obscenities. The job-seeker takes the opportunity to throw the loudmouth back out into the street.

"How's that?" he asks the bartender. "Do I get the job now?"

The bartender says "Very nice, but you'll still have to talk to the boss."

"When does he get here?" asks the guy.

"That's him, coming back in now!"

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