A guy runs out of a Las Vegas hotel and says to a stranger, Can you loan me two hundred bucks?

A guy runs out of a Las Vegas hotel and says to a stranger, Can you loan me two hundred bucks? My wife had a terrible accident. The stranger says, If you need two hundred dollars, what are you using to gamble with? The guy replies, Oh, I've got gambling money.

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