So this guy goes to a Chinese restaurant on his own for a meal...

...and he is served by the most beautiful Chinese woman he has ever seen in is life. She's gorgeous, funny, and they really get on. When he's finished his meal she suggests he has a couple of drinks and hangs around til the end of her shift, then they go on to a club. They talk & talk & laugh & have a great time & eventually they kiss & she asks him if he'd like to accomapnay him back to her apartment, to which he agrees.

They get in the door & BOOM, hands everywhere & clothes richocheting off the walls, & she says, "What's it going to be, then. I'll do anything you want?"

He mutters, "I do so love a 69"

....and she says, "If you think I'm cooking at this time of night , you can FUCK OFF"

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