...and a genie comes out. In a deep voice he says : "You have 3 wishes. Ask me anything".
The guy thinks for a bit and says : "Alright, I want 40 billion dollars on my bank account."
The genie tells him it's done, the guy checks his bank account and indeed finds he is now very, very rich.
The guy proceeds to his second wish : "I want a smoking hot girlfriend who will do everything to please me!". A few seconds later a tall, blond, green-eyed woman spawns next to him and starts kissing him.
Getting kind of horny and wanting to please his woman, the guy asks the genie for one last wish : "I want my dick to touch the ground!!!"
And the genie chops both his legs off.
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