A man went into a deli shop and took a seat at the lunch counter. Give me a corned beef sandwich, he ordered. Corned beef sandwich is not on the menu, but I can give you a sandwich with corned beef in it, like our Midnight Special. What's a Midnight Special? A triple decker with corned beef, tongue, bologna, tomato, lettuce, onion, pickle and mayonnaise, on toasted raisin bread. Could you just place a piece of corned beef between two slices of white bread and serve it to me on a plate? Why, sure! Then, turning to the sandwich man, he sang out: One Midnight Special. Make it one deck, hold the tongue, bologna, tomato, lettuce, onion, pickle and mayonnaise, and make the raisin bread white, untoasted!
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