A guy needs to take a dump at a music festival. He finds an unlocked outhouse but upon opening the door sees a guy crumpling up dollar bills and dropping them in.
"Dude, what are you doing?" says the would-be music festival dumper.
"Oh, I accidentally dropped a quarter down there." money-dropper responds.
"So why are you throwing dollar bills after it?"
"Shit, bro, I ain't going down there for a fucking quarter!"
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