A guy keeps hearing about a brothel worker who performs a blowjob and sings at the same time...

... and his friends say it's the best oral they've ever gotten. Naturally, he is quite intrigued and he decides to check it out. He goes to the brothel, and asks for the singing blowjob special - "Sure, just go to room X; it will be dark, just leave the lights off, and follow the woman's instructions". He goes into the room, and the woman tells him to undress and sit on the bed. After doing so, she comes over and the blowjob begins, then she starts singing an operetta aria, and it is so beautiful that tears swell in the man's eyes.

The door opens, and a glass eye can be seen on the table.

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