And he sees that there is a guy driving in the wrong direction on the highway. He knows that his dad is currently driving on that highway, so he calls his dad.
“Dad,” he says, “watch out. There's some lunatic driving the wrong way on the highway!”
His father replies, “There’re millions of them!”
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