When he notices a limbless woman sitting in the sand alone crying. He approaches her and asks her what's wrong.
Woman: I'm sitting here crying because I have no limbs, and because of that no man has ever wanted to fuck me.
Man: Well, lady.. I think I can help you with that.
He picks her up from the ground and holds her in his arms. The woman is filled with joy and stares longingly into his eyes.. and he throws her into the ocean.
As he watches her struggle to swim he yells out "YOU'RE FUCKED NOW!"
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