...so he calls a law firm called Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz & Schwartz.
"Hello, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz & Schwartz, how can I help you?"
"I'd like to speak to Mr. Schwartz, please."
"Sorry, he's with a client."
"Alright, then let me speak to Mr. Schwartz."
"He's on a criminal case, he'll be away for three weeks."
"Okay, can I speak to Mr. Schwartz, then?"
"He's not here, he retired last month."
"Fine, then just let me speak to Mr. Schwartz."
"Speaking!"
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