A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas. Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the casino and finds a pay phone. He calls his wife and says, Honey, pack your bags. I just won over a million dollars in Vegas. His wife say, That's wonderful. What should I pack for...Europe, the Carribean? He says, I don't care, just be gone when I get home.
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