A guy is celebrating his first blowjob...

He goes into a bar and says to the bartender: Line up 10 shots, I'm celebrating my first blowjob!

The bartender pours the shots and says: How about an 11th one free on the house?

The guy goes: Nah, if 10 shots don't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will.

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