A guy is at a restaurant...

And he walks into a bathroom to take a piss. While he's peeing, a very short man in a green suit with bright orange hair walks in and takes the urinal next him. The first man, being naturally curious, he looks around the divider for a comparison,and sees that the short, orange haired man has a monstrous penis. Shocked, the first man strikes up a conversation and says, "Hey man, I couldn't help but notice that you have a huge dick." the short man replies with a very thick Irish accent, "well yes, I'm a leprechaun, ya know." first man says, "well, if your a leprechaun, that means you grant wishes, right?" leprechaun says, "well sure I grant wishes. Whatcha want, son?" he replies, "well I would like to have a large dick like yours." the leprechaun nods and says, "big dick? No problem. But, as payment, I have to do ya." the first man looks confused for a second and says, "do me? What do you mean by that?" the leprechaun chuckles and says, "well imma take you in the stall, bend you over and do ya." the man considers it and accepts the offer. They gonna the stall, and the leprechaun starts doing him. He then starts to strike up a conversation. "so, son, what's your name?" the man grunts and says, "Tommy." "how old are you, Tommy?" "twenty six" the leprechaun chuckles for a second and says, "Tommy, don't you think 26 is a little old to be believing in leprechauns?"