"Will you go shoe shopping with me tomorrow?" Girlfriend asks after a particularly debauched session of lovemaking.
Not wanting to put her off, the man replies: "Sure. Where do you want to go?"
The girlfriend slowly plays out the line, "First the discount store on Broadway, and then I wanted to stop by the big shopping center downtown."
"Won't need to do the second one," the boyfriend quickly observes.
The girlfriend, having anticipated his reluctance immediately challenges: "Why not?"
"Because once you've seen one shoe store, you've seen the mall."
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