he seeks out the help of a therapist, who eventually has the man committed to an asylum. at the asylum, they work with him for months, until finally they have convinced him that he is NOT a kernel of corn, but in fact a man. they sign him out and he walks out the door, but not more than five minutes go by before he comes running back in.
"help! help!" he's screaming, "there's a flock of pigeons in the parking lot - they're going to eat me!"
exasperated, the shrink says to him, "but you have nothing to fear - don't you know you're a man, not a kernel of corn?"
"well of course I know that," he says, "but do the pigeons?"
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.