A guy goes to his friend and says "I'm sleeping with the priest's wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after mass for me?" The friend doesn't like it but being a friend, he agrees and after mass, he starts talking to the priest and asking him all sorts of stupid questions just to keep him occupied. Finally the priest gets pissed and asks the guy what he's really up to. The man feeling guilty confesses - my friend is sleeping with your wife right now.
The priest smiles n says - You better hurry home now. My wife died 10 years ago.
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