A guy goes to a boxing match. (long ...but worth it)

His favorite fighter, Ruby Ron, is fighting for the title and this guy has bet a lot of money on Ron winning.

The fight begins and the fighters start jabbing, bobbing and weaving, and feeling each other out.

Then somebody sitting behind the guy hollers out "hey Jimmy!" He turns his head to see who was yelling at him. While he's looking backward he hears the crowd roar. He looks back at the ring and realizes Ruby Ron has knocked down his opponent! He's a little annoyed that he didn't get to witness the knockdown punch.

The fight continues and is pretty slow moving. Then, in the third round, again he hears "Hey Jimmy!!" He looks back to see who is yelling and then the crowd goes wild again. He looks back at the ring and sees that Ruby Ron is on his back. But again, he was looking the wrong way and missed it! Now he's outright pissed off! Ron makes it back to his feet and the fight goes on.

Now it's the seventh round and both of the fighters are exhausted and beaten bloody; someone is going down soon. The announcers are now shouting and the crowd is going insane. Then, again, he hears someone yell "YO JIMMY!!!" He looks behind him and, you guessed it, the crowd explodes!

Ruby Ron is out cold! Now this guy has just lost his bets and didn't even get to see the punch that ended it. He is livid! He aggressively puts on his hat and coat and begins to shuffle out of the stands with the rest of the crowd.

He doesn't remember ever being this angry in his entire life. It's a miracle that he isn't strangling someone. And just then, from somewhere behind him he hears that familiar voice yell "Hey Jimmy!"

He loses it! This time, he doesn't even bother to turn his head to see who is yelling at him. Instead, with the fury of the sun, he yells back "My name is NOT JIMMY!"