A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. Hi, is Tony home? No, he went to the store., she replies. Well, you mind if I wait? No, come in. They sit down and the friend says You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one.Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundredbucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and Chris says They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together. Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves. A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says You know, your weird friend Chris came over. Tony thinks about this for a second and says Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?
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