A guy goes out partying with his buddies one night, and drunkenly throws up on himself. Worried his wife will be upset with him, he takes $10 from his wallet and places it in his front shirt pocket. When his wife sees the mess, he can just say someone else puked on him and gave him the money to wash the shirt. He gets home that night and explains to his wife what happened. "But, this is $20?", the wife questions. "Oh yeah", replies the husband. "I forgot to tell you - he shit in my pants, too."
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