His wife asked him how it went. He told her his bum hole actually fairly sore. "Yeah, he put his left hand on my shoulder and really crammed his right finger in my.........No, wait.....he put his RIGHT hand on my shoulder and really crammed his LEFT finger in my........No, wait...... I think he had BOTH his hands on my shoulders....."
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