The rude parrot was extremely rude and vulgar, calling the owner all kinds of names.
He kept cursing at the owner and all his relatives.
The owner pleaded for the parrot to stop many times but still
the parrot did not stop.
Nothing seemed to be working. Not Locking him in a closet, not begging for him to stop, not giving him treats.
Finally the owner decides to lock the parrot in the freezer. To the owner's surprise the parrot went silent after only a few seconds.
The parrot begged for forgiveness, and said he would never curse ever again.
"I will do anything you say as long as I don't turn out like the other guy in there."
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