as a lumberjack deep in the Pacific Northwest. He's been on the job for a while and is starting to feel lonely so he asks the Foreman "Hey, what do guys do up here for ya know, a good time?" The Foreman tells him there is a barrel with a knothole in it behind the tool shed on top of the hill that some of the guys use when they're getting lonely. The lumberjack thinks on it for a minute and says that he'll pass.
A few more weeks go by and by now the lumberjack is feeling pretty darn lonely. He heads up the hill, behind the shed and finds the barrel with the knothole. He tries it out and finds he likes it. He likes it a lot.
At breakfast the next morning, he goes to the Foreman again and says "Man! That barrel is great! So I can just go up there any ol' time and use it?" The Foreman tells him "Well... any time but Thursday." The lumberjack looks confused and asks why not Thursday. The Foreman tells him "Cause Thursday is your night in the barrel!"
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