A guy finds a genie

A guy, as often happens in this kind of joke, stumbles upon a genie who will grant him three wishes. Now, he's set to get a lot of money from his father, so rather than taking the standard first wish for money he thinks about it a little and decides that there is no way he would possibly regret wishing to be more intelligent than anyone else in the world, because then he'd also be in an informed position to make the other wishes.

So he does that, and is immediately overcome by problems he didn't know existed. Where he once had strong opinions, he is now in total conflict with points from both sides. It doesn't seem like it's possible to solve anything that's wrong with the world. The man can't deal with it, so his next wish is to be stupider than anybody else in the world. That way, everything will seem extremely one-sided and linear, and he will have no unsolvable problems in life from his perspective. He could live in an oblivious bliss.

After the wish, he stands there, staring blankly for a few minutes, until the genie reminds him he has another wish left to make. Surprised, he stands there for some time thinking about what it should be. Eventually, he makes his decision, and speaks slowly and simply;
“I want to run for president, and make America great again.”