A guy buys two tickets to the Masters Tournament. He's sitting front row with an empty seat next to him. A man walks up and asked him if anybody was sitting there. The guy responds; "No this the seat is empty." The man says; "What a shame! Someone bought this amazing seat and didn't show up to watch!" The guy responds; "Well I bought the ticket, it's for my wife that passed away. This is the first year that we didn't get to come watch the Masters together." The man replies; "I'm so sorry, that's a shame. But you couldn't find a family member or a friend to come with you?" The guys responds; "No they are all at the funeral!"
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