Guy bets the bartender $100 that he can lick his own eyeball.
The bartender agrees. The man takes out his glass eye and licks it. "Gimme a jack and coke" he orders, smiling.
About a half hour later the man returns and bets the bartender $200 that he can bite his nose.
There's no way the guy can remove his nose, the bartender thinks, and agrees. The man takes out his false teeth and bites his nose. "Gimme two jack and gingers" he orders, cheerfully.
Then a couple hours pass and the man returns. He is drunk, and the bartender wants his money back. "Any more bets?" The bartender asks. "Sure" says the man, "I'll bet $300 that I stand here and piss over your bar and fill up a pint glass without spilling a single drop." The man can barely stand, so the bartender thinks for a short moment and agrees. He sets a pint glass on the floor and the man begins to pee all over the floor. He doesn't even try to piss over the bar. He then hands back the bartender the $300. The bartender, laughing, asks why he took such a foolish bet. The man replies, "I bet your doorman $1000 that I would take a piss all over your bar and you wouldn't care"
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