and an unfamiliar female voice answers the phone. The man asks,
"Who is this?"
"I am the maid."
"Since when have we had a maid?"
"I was hired by the woman of the house this morning."
The man is surprised that his wife would hire a maid without consulting him first and then asks the maid if she could put his wife on the phone.
"You're her husband? I thought she was married to the guy she's fucking in her room right now." The man is shocked and filled with anger at the thought of his wife having sex with another man. He speaks to the maid,
"Do you want to make $1000?"
The maid enthusiastically agrees and asks what she must do
"Get my gun from the garage and go shoot that bitch and the bastard she's with!"
The maid leaves the phone on the table and goes to do her task. The man hears screaming followed by two gunshots. A few moments later, the maid returns.
"Sir, what should I do about their bodies?"
"Throw them in the swimming pool behind the house."
"What swimming pool?"
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