A green berret is sitting in his living room one evening...

And all three of his teenage daughters come up to him, and tell him that they'll be upstairs getting ready for their dates. The old man just smiles and nods as his eyes turn to the gun by the door.

Around eight 'o' clock the green berret hears a knock at the door, and gets up to see who it is. Behind the door, the man sees the boy on the other side all gussied up in a nice suit. The military man grills him for a moment before asking his name and his business at his home.

"Hi, my name is Joe, I'm here for Flo. We're off to see a show. Is she ready to go?"

The man smirks as he calls his daughter down and sends the two on their way before making his way back to the couch.

Not a half hour later does the man hear another knock at the door before he gets up to investigate.

Opening the door, he sees an ecstatic young man in a fancy dress shirt and tie. Before the man can even get a word in, the boy grabs the man's hand and begins shaking vigorously.

"Hi, my name is Eddy, I'm here for Betty. We're going out for spaghetti. May I ask, is she ready?"

Again, the green berret thinks that it's cute, calls his second daughter down, and sends the pair on their way.

An hour passes as the man grows worried for his final daughter, until finally he hears a knock at the door. Opening it, he sees a scruffy miscreant in a filthy leather jacket.

"My name is Chuck..."