A grease fire on a boat...

Some kids went out on a boat to have a fish fry out on the sea, but instead they just ended up starting a grease fire. Someone called the coast guard and they came and put the fire out, but the kids were missing!

The next day, the local news station caught wind of the incident and asked the coast guard if he had any new information on the situation. He replied: "When we heard there was a fish fry gone wrong, we rushed to the scene. The kids were okay, but the fish were delicious."

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