The grandmother is standing at the bottom of the stairs waiting impatiently for her granddaughter. When her granddaughter comes down, her shirt is low cut and see through.
The grandmother says, "you can't go out like that!"
The granddaughter replies "you can't tell me what to do, it's my body!"
So the grandmother goes upstairs and comes back down in one of her grand daughter's low cut and see through tops.
"You can't wear that!" The granddaughter exclaimed.
With a smile, the grandmother replied, "if you can show your rosebuds, I can show my hanging baskets."
I hope this wasn't posted before. It's my favourite joke that my grandmother taught me.
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