A grammar nazi was working in the iron mines, when one of the miners went up to Hitler and gave him a report.
Hitler told the man, "You are mining too much iron. Mine less!"
The grammar nazi could not help himself and shouted, "Mine fewer!"
Hitler said, "Yes?"
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