A girl is getting married

She told her guy she is a virgin even though she wasn't. In order to convince him, she stuck a fresh piece of liver in her vagina so it would feel tight and bloody. After the wedding night, next morning, she finds a note saying:

"*We were'nt meant for each other after all*

*PS. Your vagina is in the sink*"

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