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In Soviet Russia,

Romans do as we do.

How do you sink a...

Knock on the hatch.

Usain Bolt is...

He stops a man and asks him where the best restaurant in town is. The man...

Outside a Church:...

Outside a Church: Free Trip to Heaven. Details Inside!

Nsfw. My wife and...

He is our neighbor and said her music was up too loud. We still havent had sex.

Bill Clinton from...

Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies? A: He's the...

What's worse than...

Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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Husband: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body? Wife: Your...

Why did the nurse...

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain...

If women are...

Seriously. Even the smartest and most accomplished women are dumber than the...