Her left breast was an A cup, and her right breast was a D cup.
We called her Biggie Smalls.
She recently had corrective surgery to make the left one two sizes bigger and the right one size smaller.
Now we call her AC/DC.
^^^[Source](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2cow7d/what_is_the_worst_nickname_someone_you_know_has/cjhmucg)
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