A gift for his lady


A guy wanted to buy a gift for his new girlfriend's birthday.


As they had only started dating, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note, personal, but not too personal.


Accompanied by the girlfriend's younger sister, he went to Dillards and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself.


During the wrapping, however, the clerk got the items mixed up and the sister got the gloves and the girlfriend got the panties.


The guy sent the package to the girlfriend with the following note:


I chose these because I noticed you are not in the habit of wearing any in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears the short ones that are easier to remove.


These are a delicate shade, but the sales clerk that helped me has a pair that she has been wearing for the past three weeks and they are hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart.


I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt other hands will come into contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.


When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.


Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me Friday night.


All my love.


P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.


Submitted by Glaci
Edited by Curtis

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