A German, an Austrian, a nun and a attractive woman sit on a train. The lights in their car are broken so in every tunnel it gets really dark.
The train drives through a tunnel, it gets dark and suddenly you hear a slap and someone cries out in pain. When it gets bright again its obvious that the Austrian was slapped in the face.
The nun thinks: Well he tried to grope the young woman, so she slapped him.
The young woman thinks: He tried to grope me but messed up and touched the nun, who slapped him.
The Austrian thinks: That german guy tried to grope the woman and she tried to slap him, missed and hit me.
The German thinks: In the next tunnel ill hit him again.
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