(Best read in a Leslie Neilson voice)
A General gets drunk one night and stumbles back to the barracks, bumps into a few walls and throws up all over himself.
The next morning, the Colonel walks into his quarters and asks the General what happened to his uniform.
"A subordinate private got drunk last night and threw up all over me! Just wait until I find him! I'll give him one month peeling potatoes for this!"
The Colonel replies, "You might want to make that 2 months, General lie shat in your trousers too!"
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