A gay man, a fat man, and a rich man all die and arrive at the gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them they may stay in heaven, but only if they can resist their favorite earthly temptations. The three men agree and begin to walk through paradise. They soon come to a McDonald's. The fat man begins to run toward it and disappears. The two remaining men continue walking.
They soon come upon a $100 bill laying on the ground. The rich man bends down to pick it up and the gay man disappears.
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