St. Peter tells the gay guy: "You can't come in yet, you must go back to earth, take this pill and I will see you here when you die again."
The gay guy goes back to earth and takes the pill as instructed. A couple minutes later he starts having really bad diarrhea. He was shitting for hours at the time until he started bleeding and died due to the loss of blood.
Right after he dies he's back in the gates of heaven and St. Peter says: "NOW YOU KNOW WHAT THE BUTTHOLE IS FOR, YOU MAY COME IN."
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